| JOANNA GAN/Daily Bruin Jolie Oliver has worked as an assistant to the
UCLA football head coach and office manager for 20 years. Both
Karl Dorrell and Terry Donahue have praised her work for the
program. Oliver is also a stand-up comedian. No one outside the UCLA
football program knows about the biggest move head coach Karl Dorrell made
after he was hired in December.
While rumors circulated about
possible offensive and defensive coordinators, no one paid attention to
the fact that he retained a key player and the most important woman behind
the scenes: head coach's assistant/office manager Jolie Oliver.
"Jolie Oliver is the heart and soul of the UCLA football program,"
current 49ers general manager Terry Donahue said.
That is high
praise from the winningest coach in UCLA football history.
You
need only look around Oliver's office to see what Donahue is talking
about. She spends her workday surrounded by 20 years worth of memorabilia.
Her cubicle rivals the Hall of Fame downstairs in the Morgan Center:
signed posters of Cade McNown, Skip Hicks, DeShaun Foster, Robert Thomas
and Troy Aikman, an impressive collection of bobbleheads and figurines, as
well as snapshots from the Cotton Bowl, several Rose Bowls and more
personal events like former offensive coordinator Al Borges' wedding and
Donahue's retirement party.
The difference between these mementos
and those of the Hall of Fame are that they are all addressed to Jolie,
most of them inscribed with messages like, "Thank you for everything."
"She has a pulse on what the players are thinking. She is a
conduit between the players and coaches," Donahue said.
Oliver did
not plan on being the heart of the UCLA football program. She arrived at
UCLA in 1974 as a theater student. After getting her B.A. in theater arts,
Oliver pursued acting full-time until she realized that, like most
actresses, she was going to need a day job. She worked at the UCLA Medical
Center until there was an opening in the athletic department for the head
football coach's secretary in 1983.
"Jolie's personality is so
contagious and she had a lot of spirit. Something in me instinctively said
she would be great for doing PR for me with people who called and for
relating to players," Donahue said.
He had never hired anyone as
young as Oliver, but he could not ignore his intuition.
"I was a
big sports fan. I wanted to get into basketball and I thought I would
start in football and work my way over," Oliver said. "I never imagined I
would be here for 20 years."
Oliver fell in love with the football
program and never left. She's seen the best of college football from the
Rose Bowls of the early 1980s to the Cotton Bowl in Aikman's senior year.
Over her tenure, the team has moved on from its "gutty little Bruin"
reputation, to a permanent place on the football map.
"Nothing
beats winning. There is usually something special about teams with winning
seasons." Oliver said. "All those Rose Bowls in the 1980s were the cream."
But she has seen the worst as well, from coaches leaving to a 1998
loss to Miami to any and every loss to USC.
"Some of those broke
my heart for months," she said.
Oliver has missed two home games
in 20 years.
"Once I was at a family reunion on a cruise in the
middle of the ocean so I couldn't even see the game on TV. I was dying!"
she said.
Despite her commitment, Oliver never forgot her dream of
acting. She has had supporting roles in several films and television shows
as well as performing onstage. Still, she didn't feel like she was doing
enough to follow her dream.
Then, about a decade ago, Oliver
discovered stand-up comedy. Since then, she has performed at the Laugh
Factory, the Comedy Store, Improvisation and the HaHa Caf�. Donahue and
former UCLA player and current Washington coach Rick Neuheisel have flown
her out to perform for their teams.
Currently, Oliver performs
with five other comedians in a showcase called, "Who Let the White Guy
In."
"Jolie is outrageous! Terrific," Donahue said.
She
does not use her job as stand-up material, but Oliver has used the Mike
Price incident for a biting critique on what Alabama does and does not
find embarrassing about its history.
"I might be prejudiced, but I
thought she was the best. I can see Jolie being one of the big ones
someday," Dorrell said.
That would be a rough day for Dorrell.
When he was hired, much was made of the 39-year-old's youth and lack of
head coaching experience. That fact makes him even more grateful to have a
20-year veteran to help him run the show behind the scenes.
"Jolie
has unbelievable self-control. Even when things seem panicky, and we're
all running around, she doesn't wear her emotions on her sleeve.
"It's comforting. As I learned my new job, she was a calming
effect."
For Oliver, it's the perfect role.
For
information on future performances of Oliver's stand-up comedy showcase,
visit
www.wholetthewhiteguyin.com.
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